Journal Entry

1.45am Back from the pub. I fear I stayed longer than anticipated. Though the memories are vague, I focus on the task at hand and brush my teeth. Finding the bed seems harder than usual, but I dismiss the thought with unconsciousness. Clever boy.

6.30am Why the fuck am I awake?

7am I contact my line manager to alert him to the possibility I cannot be arsed working today. He expresses sympathy for my unfortunate plight. I decide to check my work emails quickly.

8am I hate work emails.

8.01am I consider sleeping but decide to read some Dilbert cartoons instead.

9am I fear I am pissing away my day off.

10am i consider showering but settle for being attacked by the cat for no obvious reason. She already cornered me once in the laundry room earlier. Luckily she was distracted by a treat.

10.30am Shower.

10.45am Reinvigorated i set off for the main task of the day. I take Samuel L Pig and his coiny innards to the bank coin machine.

11.15am I start unloading the coins from the pig.

12.00pm I curse the pig loudly after 215 dollars worth of coins (some foreign, some novelty) is finally transformed into a cash voucher worth 198 dollars.

12.30pm I pop into the local hostelry for a quick lunch before a productive afternoon at home.

3.30pm Exiting the local hostelry I realize I never bloody learn.

4.00pm Create blog entry. Not sure why. Bladder seems strangely full.

4.01pm Argh!